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i havent yet seen atsv but i adore the spot. he's so cringefail. built like an enderman that hit its 40s. he looks like he'd stutter in the McDonalds drive-thru. definition of pathetic. a poor little meow meow of the highest order. i wanna kiss his stupid face and eat leftovers with him. the physical embodiment of a wet paper bag. bro looks like he doesnt have a library card because he's too shy to ask for one. absolutely soggy. his voice is like that of a sheltered mans first day working at a fast food restaurant. he looks like he makes bad puns then laughs to himself when the silence stretches for 5 awkward, awkward seconds too long. he tastes like dusty peppermint candy that your grandmother has had in a jar for years. the spot is like a birthday party at chuck e. cheese that nobody attends so you're just eating pizza alone while the animatronics sing to a crowd that never showed. i wanna marry him.
vanillacherie